First My Bong Then Chaos Unisex T-Shirt

Prioritize Peace Before the Panic: First My Bong Then Chaos Vintage Tee

THE VISUAL STORY

Before entering the daily grind, you need to set your priorities straight. Featuring an unhinged, red-eyed trash panda reclining on top of a green dumpster with a glass bong, this graphic tee delivers the ultimate rule for chaotic minds: “FIRST MY BONG, THEN CHAOS.”

Set against a grimy, textured brick wall and framed by dark spray-paint drip lettering, this design blends underground street graffiti with dark humor. The unbothered raccoon holding a smoking piece serves as a reminder that taking a moment to clear your head is required before unleashing your inner mayhem.

Pull on this ultra-soft tee, take a deep breath, and let the world know that your peace comes first—and whatever chaos follows is completely out of your hands.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT

• Butter-Soft Comfort: Light, preshrunk ring-spun cotton delivers a buttery, lived-in feel from day one.
• Gritty Streetwise Artwork: High-definition printing brings out every detail—from the brick texture to the spray-paint drips and rising smoke swirls.
• Versatile Retail Silhouette: Modern drape looks great solo, paired with ripped denim, or layered under a flannel or jacket.
• Trash-Panda Solidarity: An instant hit for raccoon fans, dark humor lovers, and smoke-circle legends.

PRODUCT SPECS

• Blank Garment: Gildan 64000 (Softstyle Lightweight T-Shirt)
• Fabric Composition: 4.5 oz/yd², 100% preshrunk ring-spun cotton for an ultra-smooth, breathable finish.
• Construction Details: Seamless double-needle 3/4″ collar; taped neck and shoulders for added durability; double-needle sleeve and bottom hems; tear-away label.
• Fit: Modern semi-fitted retail cut (true to size; size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized streetwear drape).
• Print Method: Advanced Direct-to-Garment (DTG) technology using non-toxic, eco-friendly water-based inks that absorb directly into the cotton fibers for a smooth, breathable finish.

THE QUALITY PROMISE

Plastic, stiff prints that crack after a few washes have no place on your clothes rack. Engineered with high-density, eco-friendly inks, this artwork is designed to resist cracking, flaking, and fading. Your glass-holding mascot and gritty graffiti text stay crisp and vibrant through endless trips in the laundry.

MADE JUST FOR YOU (ON-DEMAND)

Your shirt isn’t sitting on a dusty warehouse shelf. Each tee is custom-crafted specifically for you the exact moment your order is locked in.

Fulfillment Note: On-demand production requires approximately 3–7 business days before shipping. This zero-waste process eliminates excess production while guaranteeing your gear arrives in pristine condition.

PERFECT FOR

• Trash panda lovers, raccoon fans, and goblin-mode enthusiasts.
• 420 culture advocates and daily flower connoisseurs.
• Collectors of edgy grunge graphics, dark humor art, and street typography.
• The ultimate gift for the friend who brings the chaos wherever they go.

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), stashandstitch and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 00200-67505, Nairobi, Kenya. or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.